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smallyy 发表于 2008-10-17 09:14

为什么没有卖老鼠口味儿的猫食的呢

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?  如果飞行是这么的安全,为什么他们管飞机场叫“终端”?

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
  为什么太阳能把头发晒浅,却能把皮肤晒黑?

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  Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
  为什么女人涂睫毛膏时不闭上嘴巴?

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  Why don't you ever see the headline! "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
  为什么你从来没见过头版头条写!“算命师中大奖”?
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  Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
  为什么“缩写”是这么长的一个单词?
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  Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
  为什么医生们管他们所做的事情叫做“实习, 实践”?

  Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?
  为什么在要关掉视窗时,你必须先点击“开始”键?
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  Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
  为什么柠檬汁是用人造香味调料做的,而洗碗液是用真正的柠檬做的?
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  Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
  为什么帮你管理你的所有投资的人叫做“不名一文的人”?(“broke”在英文中有“不名一文”,“穷到家了”的意思)
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  Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
  为什么一天中交通最慢的时刻叫“速行”时刻?
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  Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
  为什么没有老鼠味儿的猫食?

smallyy 发表于 2008-10-17 09:17

 
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  When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
  当狗食被宣扬是新的和改进了的口味的时候,是谁作的口味鉴定?
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  Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
[align=center][img]http://i0.sinaimg.cn/edu/en/2008-10-15/U1593P42T31D45915F915DT20081015122500.JPg[/img][/align]  Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
  在用注射毒剂的方式执行死刑时,为什么还要消毒针头?
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  You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
  你知道那个用在飞机上的“不会被摧毁”的黑匣子吧?为什么他们不把整架飞机都造成那种材料的?
[align=center][img]http://i0.sinaimg.cn/edu/en/2008-10-15/U1593P42T31D45917F915DT20081015122757.JPg[/img][/align]  Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
  为什么下雨时绵羊不缩水?
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  Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
  为什么公寓都紧紧靠在一起?(apart是分开的意思)
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  If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
  如果“坏处”是“好处”的对立面,那么“众议院”是不是“进展”的对立面?

jklm152 发表于 2008-12-19 23:23

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