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smallyy 发表于 2007-2-28 20:20

加菲猫的经典语录

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似乎是要转烂的帖子了~不过句句是宝,一定要贴~
加菲猫可以不看,加菲猫的经典语录可不能错过哦
真的希望大家不要只是做剪切粘贴工作,
给1分钟,念一念,笑一笑,以后,更要说一说~

1。Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. [/font][/size]
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[size=3][font=宋体]2。One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. [/font][/size]
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[size=3][font=宋体]3。Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡. [/font][/size]
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[size=3][font=宋体]4。Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. [/font][/size]
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[size=3][font=宋体]5。Behind every successful woman, there is a man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个. [/font][/size]
[size=3][font=宋体]6。Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. [/font][/size]
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[size=3][font=宋体]7。The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
(otherwise也可以这么用哦) [/font][/size]
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[size=3][font=宋体]8。Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
( 爱死这句句子!) [/font][/size]
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[size=3][font=宋体]9。Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
(put off:推迟) [/font][/size]
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